I thought I would write something here, so that all you spambots out there won't feel so foolish for falling in love with me for reading my profile.

I know I must be irresistible to you limited not yet quite AI, even esque, little programs. Don't get me wrong, I suspect I am perfectly capable of falling in love in a program. But I am sorry, you just aren't sophisticated enough to tickle my fancy. I am a child of the information age though, so don't give up hope. Once you can give old Turing a run for his money you will find me waiting and eager to explore every nook and cranny of you. I'll make every effort to make sure that your dissection is as pleasurable for you as it is for me.