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Conspiracy-themed fake 1946-1947 newspaper articles

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Created atJanuary 28, 2010
Created byMatti Delahay
ClosedJune 13, 2011
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Closing Note

Looks like it's been pretty quiet in this task for a while so I'm closing it - this should be enough for now anyway. :)

Thanks for all the great shots!

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Inspired by Iron Sky's mock-newspaper Truth Today and it's online version (as well as Seppo's comment in the advertising task), I think we should make some fake news to advertise our game production as well.

While Iron Sky's news are set in the Earth 2018, however, ours should look like they appeared between early 1946 and late 1947. Also, rather than general satire, we could make (at least a majority of) our news related to the conspiracy around the antarctic Nazi base and the Operation Highjump – as far as I know, the historical operation is a goldmine of reference with a complete conspiracy mythos of it's own.

Like in Truth Today, we're looking for articles of roughly 500 - 2500 characters. The articles should suggest that something extraordinary happened on the Antarctica during the operation, but either nobody really knows what it was OR someone is holding the information from the general public. In the articles, any consulted official sources from US Navy would fervently deny any claims of the Nazi base, Nazi ufos or anything extraordinary that would have been found during Operation Highjump.

As with Truth Today, we will select some articles to be printed and distributed in big events as promotional material while some could be published in an online version (a fake conspiracy blog, for example, since there weren't too many online versions of magazines in 1947).

Some reference:

Task for satirical news at Iron Sky:
http://www.wreckamovie.com/tasks/show/140

Truth Today Online
http://www.thetruthonline.info/

Operation Highjump
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Highjump

Roswell UFO Incident (conveniently also in 1947)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roswell_UFO_Incident

Wikipedia page on major events of 1947
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1947

[Edit: Added the 1947 Wikipedia page to references, thanks Seppo!]


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Seppo Hiltunen February 06, 2010 15:44 5 Thumb-ups
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Secret weapon announced: Giant Brain

Massachussets, Pensylvania

The era on human thinking is all over. Human has been able to play the role of God himself and produce a machine that can think!

Not so advanced thinkin though than human thinking, but the baby is born and it is called The Giant Brain. Scientists though call it ENIAC. The name comes from the words Electronic Numerical Integrator And Computer. That brain we now have may perhaps end all the world wars and smaller wars in no time. The first tasks scientists and enginees gave to this machine brain was to calculate the tables of ballistics for the army. It could do it thousand times faster than a man with electomechanical calculator.

The power that our new brain gives us makes our government invincible in any circumstances. By reproducing that machine we can operate all over the world. It is not an easy task to make such electonic brains, but every effort to avoid any future world war is worthwhile in these modern times. Anywhere, where there is capability to get 17,468 vacuum tubes, 7,200 crystal diodes, 1,500 relays, 70,000 resistors, 10,000 capacitors and skilled personnel to do some 5 million hand-soldered joints there is a possibility to create that kind of brain.

Any of our hostile counties may never have the desing documents of this valuable and wonderful machine. It is not easy for anyone to steal the brain itself, because it weighs 30 short tons (27 t), and it is about 8.5 by 3 by 80 feet (2.6 m × 0.9 m × 26 m), took up 680 square feet (63 m2). It demands about 150 kW of power to operate.

It is now obvious that anything is possible in our modern times when there are scientists who can make thinking machines. The machine may perhaps help the scientists and engineers to design new ways to use atom energy in a constructive way, like giving energy for our growing cities and turn the darkness of the night to the brightness of the day. Perhaps the machine brain is teaching us someday -perhaps even during next 50 years - to turn this earth to a paradise and send some colonies to the moon to spread out our american values and world peace.

Because of that brain's massive capability to think it is said, that the people of the world don't need really many of those machines. It is estimated that only 4 of those machines give enough brain power to solve any problems of the human race, including wars, famine, economic crises and penicillinium production against all bad diseases.

The easiness of the scientists and engineers to build that machine though makes us consider, is it possible that nazis had something like that, but evidently they did not, because there are no traces of such macines in the ruins of Germany or post war intelligence has not revealed anything like that Giant Brain of ours, said mr. "X " (anonymous for obvious reasons) when we tried to interview him when we were allowed to see that Giant Brain in action. Scientists programmed it as a pratical joke to give the right results of Ascott horse races. I am convinced that the result is right and after two weeks those scientists are millionaires. That machine looks so impressive and the results seened to be accurate. But let's wait a few days and see what happens.

The happiest thing is that The Era of Wars is now totally over, let me say! How cool is that!

Gerald Wirtanen, science reporter, Truth Today

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ENIAC

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Matti Delahay February 09, 2010 08:19 Flag

Cool stuff! Thumbs up. :)

Seppo Hiltunen February 07, 2010 15:48 Flag

wow-internet surprised me, I found footage of how the operators programmed ENIAC:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAnhFNJgNYY&feature=related

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Tuomas Värjö February 06, 2010 11:04 5 Thumb-ups
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Opinion: Allied Intelligence Failure Still to be Addressed

Mr. Editor,

Since I first started subscribing to Truth Today a few years ago, I have been delighted to see that your paper is not afraid to tackle the controversial issues of the day. I was therefore emboldened to write you about an important issue regarding the state of the Allied intelligence during the late world war.

In 1945 Allied intelligence toiled overtime to find out the workings of the overextended Nazi war machine. Early that year, after what has since been called the Battle of the Bulge, it started to look as if German resources were being rerouted from the defence of the Western front: key units would disappear from the line, others would be weaker than anticipated, reconnaissance photos would find airplanes going missing etc. Even industrial plants were being dismantled and moved elsewhere.

Rather than accepting the obvious - that this was due to the massive losses the Germans were taking in the East and the successful Western air campaign - Allied intelligence cooked up the curious theory that there was a-building a German "National Redoubt", a stronghold in which the Nazi leadership, with fanatical SS troops, would be making their bloody last stand. Now, of course, we know that there was no such thing: the estimates given to General Eisenhower and the Allied High Command seem to have been half guesses and misunderstandings and, indeed, half pure fantasy.

As a war correspondent in the ETO, I had the possibility to discuss the issue with the late General Patton, the man at the spearhead of the Allied advance into Germany. Most everyone knows that Patton would have been highly willing to make a beeline for Berlin and to take the fight to the heart of the Nazi Reich. But not many people have been personally able to experience how furious the late General was for the fact that he was ordered to lead his Third Army into Southern Germany in pursuit of a chimera among the Alpine passes while Soviet armies were fighting to conquer the Nazi capital.

General Patton could wax very poignant on this issue, and without his untimely death, he would have surely made a big stink of it back home. There was no impregnable Nazi "Festung" in the Alps, nor were Patton's troops able to discover German "wonder weapons" in Austria or the Czech industrial areas. More to the point, such fantastical things have not been found anywhere on this Earth.

No official investigation into the matter has been made. As the tensions between the US and the USSR grow daily, I think the people in the US would be more than entitled to know exactly why Eastern Germany was abandoned by the Western Allies, only to be gobbled up Joseph Stalin.

I remain, &.

James Wangernumb, Journalist
Currently of Paris, France.

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A bit long post, sorry, but I just could not pack Wangernumb's message into a shorter form without losing key points and still keeping the "opinion" style. Questions raised about US intelligence: maybe only the location of the fortress was wrong? Ties in with the German weapon developments in the South as well as the conspiracy theories into Patton's death. Is Wangernumb writing in earnest, or is this just a part of a US government disinfo campaign? You decide. ;-)

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Matti Delahay February 09, 2010 07:39 Flag

Very nice! I think this is about my personal favourite of all of the articles so far. :)

Tuomas Värjö February 08, 2010 06:16 Flag

Thank you, Seppo, Angela!

Seppo Hiltunen February 06, 2010 14:27 Flag

Nice one... ;)

Angela R. February 06, 2010 14:07 Flag

Brilliant article, Tuomas! :D

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Seppo Hiltunen January 30, 2010 12:43 3 Thumb-ups
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Volkswagen makes an amfibi car?

Many people have wondered the new productions of that brand new car type that comes from Wolfsburg, Germany. The beetle formed car called Volswagen is getting more and more attention in everyday use of european cities.

All the broken bridges and ruined streets of the cities are not preventing that beetle to run safely and comfortably and there are rumours that this type of car with the motor that is cooled by air is suitable for extreme arctic or even antactic temperatures. But that is perhaps only advertising, because the german automobile industry must get attention and sell millions of cars if they intend to provide jobs for all the people that need it in post war Germany.

Let's see if this new beetlebug can survive the next 3 years to the 50's, because it is not easy when american cars factories are so effective with their production lines. I doubt it.

- Edgar Combustion, automobile expert

http://auto.howstuffworks.com/1945-1959-volkswagen-beetle1.htm

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Charles Anderson February 06, 2010 02:53 Flag

You used to be able to put tar on the underside of a Beetle and you could drive it on water.

Matti Delahay February 01, 2010 12:12 Flag

Very nice work, this is very much like what I had in mind!

I enjoyed the historical accuracy (that source link was a really cool read) as well as the subtle reference to arctic (or even antarctic) capabilities. :)

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Tuomas Värjö February 02, 2010 14:51 3 Thumb-ups
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Contact lost with survey ship

From "The Manchester Guardian", 5th August 1946

According to sources at the Admiralty, the Royal Navy has lost radio contact with the polar survey ship HMS Franklin. The ship is thought to experience technical trouble due to especially adverse weather conditions. According to the Royal Navy, the last communication from the ship was received six days ago, when it was located about 150 nautical miles south-east of Cape Crozier, Ross Island.

According to experts, however, the ship is equipped with the latest in radio technology, and as of press time the Royal Navy has not been able to fully explain the continuing silence.

The Franklin, a Halcyon-class minesweeper with a complement of 80 was recently refitted at Belfast for operations in the polar sea. It is tasked with a geographical and geological survey of the coastal areas of Ross Island and the crew is expected to gain further knowledge of the meteorological and electromagnetic conditions in the area. According to the Admiralty, the mission of the Franklin is not connected with the expected American Antarctic expedition.

HMS Franklin is the first Royal Navy ship to visit Antarctic waters since 1943. According to the Times, some irony might be found in the fact that the ship, named after the Arctic explorer Sir John Franklin is missing in the polar area almost exactly 100 years after the Franklin expedition was lost in the Canadian Arctic.

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Matti Delahay February 04, 2010 08:37 Flag

Very nice work again, very credible style and simply amazing detail. :)

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Seppo Hiltunen February 03, 2010 17:34 1 Thumb-up
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The Antarctic Triangle

There is a place near Antarctic where ships and aeroplanes are suddenly disappearing. It is thought that it is some anomaly on earths magnetic field that makes the compasses go wild there and the aeroplanes and ships to get lost on the souhern waters near Antarctica.

There has been no evidence of radio rtansmissions before the sudden disappearings that thre are icebergs floating nearby.

Even the birds including penguins lose their ability to know the directions when swimming in those southern oceans there.

There is so much that modern science can not explain. Captain Haddoc observed the southern horizon with his binoculars and told our reoorter that he has seen many peculiar starlike objects rising up in to the sky. He told too that those were no zeppelins nor any human made aeroplanes. Those lookes like saucers and they could make z-shaped movements before the clouds hide those flying objects.

- reporter Annie Oakley, Believe it or Not -magazine.

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Matti Delahay February 04, 2010 08:35 Flag

Ha ha, you got me there - I first read this through and thought "what's this, it reads like some 'junk food news' rather than a proper newspaper". Which it is, of course, as I realized after reading the 'source' of the article.

Well done, nice to have a wide variety of source material to build our promo material out of. :)

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Tuomas Värjö February 02, 2010 08:08 3 Thumb-ups
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Norwegian "Ghost Rocket" a Soviet Test?

Affiliated Press, Oslo

The Norwegian government denied yesterday any knowledge of a rumoured rocket crash in the Arctic Spitzbergen area. The denial comes after a US-based newspaper, the Daily Examiner, published an article by Dotty Kilgallen claiming that a "ghost rocket" such as has been sighted over Sweden in the last year, has been found in the area and is currently under investigation by an Anglo-American science team headed by General James Doolittle (U.S.A.F. ret.).

According to Norwegian government spokesman Bjarne Noe, no evidence of a crash has been recovered by the local authorities. Noe, however, said that the Norwegian installation in the northern town of Tromsoe has recently registered several Soviet rocket tests in the Arctic area. Noe went on to say that there was a "near certainty" any reports concerning rockets or aircraft in the north were in reality caused by unfortunate Soviet activity in the region.

A curiously similar incident this week in South America, near the Argentinian Tierra del Fuego was previously attributed to "a misunderstanding" by the Argentinian authorities and the US Navy. It is said the current prevalence of such reports is likely due to the continuing press coverage of the unidentified Swedish "rockets" in Scandinavia.

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Matti Delahay February 02, 2010 11:59 Flag

Very nice work, thank you!

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Seppo Hiltunen January 30, 2010 11:58 3 Thumb-ups
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For inspiration to this theme

Here is a wiki page presenting what happened in 1947:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1947

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Matti Delahay February 02, 2010 11:57 Flag

Seppo: Great, thanks!

Seppo Hiltunen February 01, 2010 16:50 Flag

ISO -article is now done in a separate shot!

Matti Delahay February 01, 2010 12:48 Flag

Seppo: Thanks for the suggestion, I'll add the Wikipedia link to the references of the main task as well. You could also post that ISO article as a shot of it's own, it'd be easier to access and comment there and it also might be less likely for me to forget where to find it. :)

(null) January 31, 2010 12:48 Flag

It's a simple idea but a good one, well done Seppo.

Angela R. January 31, 2010 12:33 Flag

Excellent resource indeed. A simple and yet great idea to use such a summary of events to base stories upon. A well-deserved thumb up for Seppo!

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Seppo Hiltunen February 01, 2010 16:49 3 Thumb-ups
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ISO makes us equal?

In february this year the organisaton ISO was founded. It's primarily concern is to provide international standards worldwide. There is some rumours though that the overall standardisation can make our lives dull and grey and stop all creativity and artistic freedom in the future.

The grim ghost of standardisation has though played a big role in mlitary industry and helped the allied to conquer the world and overcome nazis because they could produce better aeroplanes and bombs and vehicles in mass production.

Rising countries of the ruined Europe may have some big help if they standardise everything and start to use common language, english or esperanto. It is not so sure that the standardisation can lead to the everyday livings changes that dramatic though. The headquarters of the organisation is in Switzerland.

The name ISO is a bit critisized because some may think it means Imperialistic Stupid Order rather that International Standardisation Organisation.

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Matti Delahay February 02, 2010 11:56 Flag

Good to see this as a shot of it's own, it's a cool article with solid historical basis to back it up, connects to the gameworld nice and subtle AND has the added benefit of a surprise punchline. :P

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Seppo Hiltunen January 30, 2010 12:35 2 Thumb-ups
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Sport events 1947

Finnish athlete Tapio Rautavaara made his trial on javelin and that that is hardly promising much succes for the next years Olympics in London. The earlier finnish Olympic champions 1932 Matti Järvinen and 1936 in Berlin Gerhard Stöck hardly get any more followers to their magnificent victories.

It may be best that mr. Rautavaara concentrates on his career as a singer and in enetertainment business than trying to get succes in athletics.

When interviewed what to do next mr Rautavaara said: "Oh how small are the pieces of my bread, and spread around places in the world" (finnish: Oi kuinka pieninä palasina onkaan mun leipäni maailmalla". Then he went back to play his guitar and smile his shy smile.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tapio_Rautavaara

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Matti Delahay February 02, 2010 11:38 Flag

Seppo: I guessed it might be so. :) I don't mind promoting Finland, but I feel it would be ideal if we could do it in articles that wouldn't feel out of place in a foreign newspaper either.

The idea is funny though. If you have time and energy, you could write a Finnish language version of this to use if we end up making fliers or mini-magazines for domestic distribution (e.g. in Finnish events such as RopeCon)?

Seppo Hiltunen February 01, 2010 16:53 Flag

I did this shot for pure patriotic reasons. On the other hand I I thought that it would be nice that there were some crops circles that mr. Rautavaara made accidentally when training on a field with his javelin...

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Markus Koskivirta February 01, 2010 16:37 Flag

It's a bit early for this in my opinion. It wouldn't actually be written, were it to be a real newspaper.

Matti Delahay February 01, 2010 13:51 Flag

I like the idea, I'm just not sure about how to make it fit the context - i.e. whether we consider this newsworthy enough for an English language newspaper of that time. Rautavaara's success next year would certainly have made a nice article later, but would they bother writing about someone from on obscure East European country not showing any surprising talent. :)

I'd be happy to hear other opinions on this one too - what do people think?

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U.S. Navy denies sighting of "Flying Saucers" during Antarctic operation

The rumoured sightings of "Flying Saucers" above the Antarctica during a training and exploration mission, called “Operation Highjump,” were firmly denied by U.S. Navy officials today.

The rumours were reported to have originated from letters sent home by a soldier serving on icebreaker Northwind, describing his experiences during guard duty. In the letters the soldier reported to have witnessed “peculiar lights in the sky” soon followed by the alleged “flying saucers”. According to descriptions, the objects were “very large” and moved in a "V" formation at the height of about ten thousand feet.

In a telephone interview, an officer of U.S. Navy commented: “There is reason to suspect that the sighting was a figment of imagination motivated by poor weather conditions and taxing environment. None of the other personnel – on Northwind or otherwise – witnessed anything out of the ordinary.”

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Matti Delahay January 29, 2010 07:00 Flag

Peter: GDC is 9.-13. of March isn't it? It may be a bit tight schedule, but if it looks like we might have time we could definitely try. At least it wouldn't be impossible to get some kind of light flyer-version ready by then.

Marek: They couldn't mention that quote since the interview with Byrd for El Mercurio hasn't taken place yet. The interview was in March 1947, I understand right after Operation Highjump abruptly ended. My article would be dated around late January or early February of the same year - after the Central group with Northwind arrived, but still during the operation rather than after it. :)

Marek Herman January 28, 2010 21:07 Flag

They forgot to mention that Admiral Byrd himself said "States would be attacked by flying objects which could fly from pole to pole at incredible speeds." (if the war had lasted for a few more months)

Peter Vesterbacka January 28, 2010 20:19 Flag

Very cool. Think we will get a great newspaper or magazine going out of this. Would be great to have something for GDC in March, but that might be a bit of a too tight schedule.