Nothing final. Just for the sake of remembering.
An Alien creature, with capital A, gets aboard the Stickstart. And the crew starts disappearing one by one, all the people in the vicinity of the disappearance can hear is a moaning. In the end, the creature ends up being the first P-fleet ships councillor.
Our friends captain Sherrypie, Ivonavitsa and Garibrandi was miraculously saved by their nose picking friend Ambassador Flush and goes to the Stick Wreck universe in a StarWreckWhiteStarEquivalent to exact revenge. Bad speeches and general confusion (and an epic battle between Flush and the councillor) ensues. (Fight between Flush and Councillor might be an Alien Versus Predator parody. Leaving the Babel 13 crew and the Stickstart crew forced to cooperate not to be killed in the crossfire, while both teams surreptitiously try to make sure that the battle is fought on the other guys ship.)
The Stickstart got destroyed again, and P-fleet, getting annoyed with the number of ships the Stickstart crew go through makes the new Stickstart completely controlled by the computer. The Stickstart gets fed up with it's incompetent crew and decides to defect. The new Stickstart looks just like the others, save a row of red lights on the front just like those on the car Kitt from the old Knight rider series.
The Stickstart gets a new female overweight captain that is, lo and behold, competent. They meet with an alien peaceful species, and the new captain does some nice negotiating. Of course the crew has trouble accepting the competent captain, wanting their daily life of silliness and drunken partying back. And worst of all, she flushed the councillor out the airlock. (The creature had trouble accepting another alpha female on the ship.) They try to mutiny, gaining support from the more cowardly and afraid of court martial by pointing out the directive that all unknown ships should be destroyed on sight, which the new captain has broken. In the end the captain defects to the aliens, and uses their superior weaponry to cripple the Coffee machine and vaporise the Stickstarts vast supply of booze and porn.
The obligatory episode where the Stickstart crew is on quest to get the Coffee machine repaired and their Booze and porn restocked. The first scene is the Stickstart being docked to a big trade space station that dwarfs it. But all they can find is Alien porn, strange Teas with hallucinatory effects and really strong liquor that has makes the anyone who drinks it crazy.
The Plingon captain from the first Stick Wreck returns. Her mission? To capture the crew of the Stickstart for her personal Harem. An epic battle ensues as the Ships councillor returns.
The Stickstart stumbles over a small band of rebels that call themselves Piraterna (The pirates). Formed by previous members of the Swedish Pirate party that got abolished by Pirk and then reformed as the TRUE Pirate party, that unlike the old Pirate party is all about illegal downloading and nothing else. (Pirk needs his pirated porn.) Will the moral dilemmas be hard enough to make the heads of the crew of the Stickstart explode? Considering it's them, probably yes.
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Stick Wreck models are simple, but that backround is so awesome with HD resolution :)
Thanks! It looked very drab before, it was just one setting wrong.
I love the nebula...
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