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Daily routines

Created at November 03, 2009
Created by Timo Vuorensola
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Mikko Löppönen Freetime
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(null) Remember phone numbers
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David Jansson Spend a lot of time cursing
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Jani Salomaa Chat and encyclopedia.
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Delphine Playlists without a computer
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Thomas Shaddack Books.
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Oskar Lönnberg Music from CDs
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Description

So Griffin lives in a small city in the States. We don't care what's the city called, but it's big enough to have a crappy hamburger joint, where he is working.

He has been completely cut out of the Internet by federal order - he can't even use a damn cellphone. He hates his job, his workmates, his life...

Living outside the net in today's world is close to being completely impossible, but if Griffin wants to stay on this side of the bars, he better follow the order.

We'll build a nice start for the series by following his daily routines. The task is: what are they? How did you do things you now do on the net, before there was Internet?

- You watch the TV for news, and read the papers.
- You play solitaire - manually. With real cards.
- You write - with a damn typewriter.

What else can you come up? Something, that's kind of old-fashioned, maybe even funny, and unpractical compared to how it would be done with a computer.


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Delphine November 16, 2009 20:24 3 Thumb-ups
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Playlists without a computer

If Griffin likes music, he has a room full of CDs and discs, it make sense. But what happen if he wants to go for a run, listening to the tracks he loves the most? It seems like he will have to get an old walkman, with the tapes he could mix himself...

Because he cannot download the last single of the Black Eyed Peas, he will wait for the piece to be played on the radio and will record it on a tape. This is what I was doing when I was 10.

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(null) November 18, 2009 16:44 Flag

I don't think any of us are old enough to remember them David... ;)

But my father has one, it's good fun to use but the records are so fragile.

David Jansson November 18, 2009 11:54 Flag

However, the run would be more effective if he dragged an old crank gramophone with a funnel on a cart.

(null) November 17, 2009 13:22 Flag

Doing mixtapes for friends was good fun too... :)

The artwork alone was a nice hobby...

Angela R. November 17, 2009 08:40 Flag

Oh yes... I remember doing that. Gosh. Now I feel ancient all of a sudden...

(null) November 16, 2009 20:26 Flag

Yes... ah, happy memories.

There was a gameshow called Shooting Stars where the host told Jarvis Cocker (of band Pulp): "Jarvis, I liked your song so much I taped it off the radio."

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(null) November 03, 2009 10:49 1 Thumb-up
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Lots of visits to the post office

Without e-mail you have to write a lot more letters and do a lot more via post.

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(null) November 16, 2009 21:35 Flag

I hate maksalaatikko too... ;)

Apologies for going off-topic, I'll stop now.

Delphine November 16, 2009 21:30 Flag

Well, I will try to stay diplomat and say that "my french cultural background doesn't allow me to find such a dish appetising".

Maybe we should start a project on culinary differences between Finland and the rest of the world. In the same ironic style as Roman Schatz when he wrote Suomesta rakaudella... In the meantime, this topic is supposed to be about Griffin going to the post office every morning... :D

(null) November 16, 2009 21:21 Flag

Did you try maksalaatikko? :P

Delphine November 16, 2009 21:03 Flag

You have no idea!

(null) November 16, 2009 20:51 Flag

Hee hee, I can see you fell in love with Finnish sweets when you were here... ;)

Delphine November 16, 2009 20:28 Flag

Is it?
Is Griffin also condamned to eat only salmiakki for the rest of his life?

(null) November 16, 2009 20:24 Flag

Delphine, this is secretly a horror film. ;)

Delphine November 16, 2009 20:11 Flag

I've just realised that Timo was cruel enough to forbid Griffin to use a cellphone...

When I think I was sure Finns couldn't even imagine life without it... Damn!

Delphine November 16, 2009 20:07 Flag

SMS but on an old Nokia 3410 (the best) because it shouldn't be able to access the internet...

I mean, even the last iPhone cannot survive swimming, or falling on the pavement... my old Nokia does!!!

Angela R. November 03, 2009 10:58 Flag

...and make a lot more phone calls, too! :)

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Angela R. November 03, 2009 11:54 1 Thumb-up
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Travel Plans

If he needs to travel anywhere, he won't be able to check for the following things:

* time-schedules for buses/trains (will need print-outs, or go check at the local station/stop)
* pricing and possibilities for long distance travels (will have to go to travel agencies to check prices and availability of tickets)

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Delphine November 16, 2009 20:02 Flag

In libraries, you can find those books for travellers (Lonely Planet, etc) and there is most of the time maps and plans, sometimes even schedules in it.

Otherwise, you can find in most big bus- and trainstations booklets with all national/regional lines and schedules in it.

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Gilberto Rodrigues November 06, 2009 23:41 1 Thumb-up
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Keep track of your day

I keep track of my todos, agenda and personal notes on my phone, computer and cloud. Griffin should have a Moleskin to write everything down.

Another scenario would be:
since he can't use tivo he could use a vhs recorder to record something on television. I imagine him checking if the program that aired during the night was recorder rigth.

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(null) November 03, 2009 10:44 4 Thumb-ups
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Remember phone numbers

As one comedian put it, when was that dim and distant age when we knew each other's phone numbers?

I used to know all my friends' numbers at school, but since mobiles rose to prominence I don't know any of them.

So perhaps Griffin would be one of the few people in the rich world still using a physical phone book?

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Thomas Shaddack November 05, 2009 09:22 Flag

I tend to refer to my coworkers by their 8-character account names. :P

A paper-based list of phone numbers is a good thing. It may happen that you arrive to a remote destination and the cellphone won't work, will be dropped, runs out of battery, gets stolen or lost... Having a backup of contacts in a way accessible with any phone is an important safety measure. Especially in the world where we don't have to remember them anymore.

(null) November 04, 2009 03:09 Flag

Jack, I think he'd know his friends but certainly those he didn't know as well might be just numbers to him.

How about the following scenario:

-Griffin picks someone up in a club in a drunken haze, they leave together.
-Cut to the morning after the night before, they wake up together in bed. His companion looks grumpy and says "you don't even know my name do you?" and Griffin replies "Sure I do, you're 555-1234"

Jack Malinowski November 03, 2009 18:56 Flag

Perhaps, this may be a funny 'tick' about Griffin,
calling his co-workers by their tellephone number instead of their name...

(null) November 03, 2009 11:04 Flag

Ahaa... I don't. :D

So, maybe this could be an interesting plot point for Griffin, the contrast between people who have physical backups and those who just assume that "the cloud" will stay intact?

Angela R. November 03, 2009 11:02 Flag

Although I have to say that no matter I am an internet addict, I do have a physical phone book where I keep people's addresses, phone numbers and e-mail info. Some times even MSN accounts info etc. Just in case I lost my computer/mobile phone and I had to start from scratch. And I know a lot of people doing that. Probably these would be the ones having the least problems of all at the time of the outbreak...

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Mikko Löppönen November 04, 2009 20:18 6 Thumb-ups
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Freetime

Maybe Griffin suddenly finds out that he has a LOT more freetime. When he comes home from work, he can actually start doing chores which were completely neglected before. The pig slab he was living in starts to turn into a good looking apartment. Suddenly he has time for his girlfriend and other friends.

No more neck pain from constant sitting in front of a monitor. He starts going out to jog and leads a far less stressful life as no-one from work can call him in the middle of the night.

And the government cannot track his every move from his cellphone. Basically...everything is suddenly better when there is no information overload. He starts to notice strange patterns in his friends. They are completely sucked into the virtual world...

Oh I'm getting carried away here... :)

Well, he tries to order computer parts from the story so he has to walk to the nearest computer shop (which is miles away). When he gets there he's notified that "Sorry sir, you have to order something first from our webpage" - "Excuse me?" -"You can use our machines here." And Griffin is extremely disappointed because he has a federal order demanding him to stay away from the internet.

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(null) November 05, 2009 05:44 Flag

There was a scene like this in the Simpsons, Marge manages to get itchy and scratchy banned and all the town's children suddenly rediscover playing outside. (Then the ban is lifted and they end up like couch potatoes again...)

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Angela R. November 04, 2009 10:31 2 Thumb-ups
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Chatting via radio?

...something my uncle used to do before they got Internet at home: chatting with unknown people through the radio.

Perhaps our hero will have a number of huge antenna's on the roof of his house to enable long-range radio communication?

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(null) November 04, 2009 10:41 Flag

Ohh yeah... ham and CB radio used to be really big in the 1970s I think, in the days when phone calls were really expensive and the internet wasn't available to ordinary people.

That makes a lot of sense, it would be the place to go and chat if you can't use an internet connection.

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Jack Malinowski November 03, 2009 19:03 1 Thumb-up
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Star Gazing -

Perhaps Griffin goes Star gazing, renaming stars, constellations, while dreaming up Website clusters.

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Seppo Hiltunen November 04, 2009 06:45 Flag

Internet server's geographical positions, ten years old maps:

http://www.cheswick.com/ches/map/gallery/index.html

Those maps really are like star constellatios, today it is more like a map of milky way.

Perhaps he really goes star gazing, keeping in mind what he remembers of those maps he used to know so well.

(null) November 04, 2009 03:47 Flag

Maybe he was secretly an Animal Crossing addict and this is his way of continuing that without access to a computer or console.

Angela R. November 03, 2009 20:44 Flag

There should be an UFO passing by as the nazis survey Earth prior to the invasion....

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Oskar Lönnberg November 03, 2009 20:18 3 Thumb-ups
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Music from CDs

When computers have been banned the modern nice MP3 players are totally useless. So daily routines are going to music shops which are harder and harder to find. And he has to use antique portable CD players to listen to the music. Walkman used to be cool way before iPods ...

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(null) November 04, 2009 03:46 Flag

Yup, no computer = no mp3 player. He would have to build up a huge physical collection of records and videos.

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Jani Salomaa November 03, 2009 17:22 4 Thumb-ups
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Chat and encyclopedia.

- Organizing a chat - Just to get 10 people together he'd have to make an enormous effort, taking little notes with the details physically to peoples' mailboxes, calling them one by one on a landline etc.

- Encyclopedia - Someone asks him a question that would be real easy to find in google or wikipedia, and Griffin has to go browse his ENORMOUS 25+ volume encyclopedia - only not to find what he's looking for... Ditto with dictionaries.

- Finding rare movies and music - impossible. You'd have to go to the library, Blockbuster, crappy record store and just be happy with the available selection, which in small American towns is shitty as hell.

- Real time news is a family phenomenon. If something BIG happens, you used to glue yourself to your TV or radio - the only 'realtime' newssources, and have a phone next to you to call your friends and family.

- Playing floor strategy games. Remember those monstrous tile strategy games? The game board could take the whole floor of your garage, and the game could take months to complete. And then someone accidentally kicks the board :(

- RPGs. MMorpghs have replaced gathering to your living room to play normal roleplaying games using only your imagination.. Organizing LARPs without email were a pain in the butt, too...

- To find a complete travel itienary abroad, he'd have to call or visit the taxi company, travel agency, bus company, airline (tickets posted to mail), hotel (long distace) and embassy for a visa. And then you get to the airport and the flight is cancelled.

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(null) November 04, 2009 03:45 Flag

I like the bit about the board games and paper RPGs, if you didn't have a computer but you wanted that kind of game you would definitely be going back to the paper stuff.

Oskar Lönnberg November 03, 2009 20:12 Flag

I started also to think about the encyclopedia. Since Google and Wikipedia hijacked our knowledge there has not been any business for enclopedia type of stuff and those you find are hopelesly outdated. Even so oudated that they start to sound hilarious.

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