Seven Reasons eh?

1) Language difficulties. Malapropisms, also some jerk could have told her that some foul words mean "hello". Just an aside "never" ask Chinese students to teach you their language ;-)

2) Cultural differences.

3) Coming from a different country, makes any female student in the "I wanna tap that!" category.

4) Co-ed toilets, and change rooms (hey it's worth a shot, or two).

5) Blitzes some subjects.

6) She's actually part of the old KGB.

7) She can drink the guys under the table, so any attempts to get her drunk will
fail ... badly.