Nazi computer

Being 1947, the polar nazis may have found out about ENIAC and decided to develop their own version, perhaps to calculate data about their saucers, and conceive testing of new systems, wind tunnel saucer data, blah, blah, blah...essentially complementing their now limited number of scientists and engineers. It could be called Z5, considered a more advanced sucessor of the Z3 and be a monstruous combination of the german Z3, the british Colossus, and the american ENIAC, trying to integrate the best qualities of each, but ends up being the grandfather of "Not only I swear it's intelligent, but this damn computer wants to prove that it's smarter than me" computers (you know those, chances are you're reading this on one of them). It could have vacuum tubes that breaks precisely every lunch hour, show it's results in an encrypted enigma-like fashion, and constantly present "penguins" (slang for a system malfunction, originating from a major crash, whose cause was found to be a penguin found electrocuted inside the computer, next to a empty bottle of russian vodka. The investigation proved inconclusive, but the recently sad private Hans, recruited from the eastern front, disappeared soon after. Some say he was blamed and executed, others claim it was suicide by going outside because of his loss. No one ever found out what the penguin intended to do with the bottle).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colossus_computer
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Z3_%28computer%29
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ENIAC