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June 01, 2008 17:08
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UEF ColonizationWell, think of it today, more and more the discussion about "too many people on earth" is going around in press. In 2018 China maybe has 2 billion inhabitans, crisis on earth just because of to many people.
Wars on earth are nearly forgotten, terrorists has been captured till 2012 and USA (till then NAU (North-American-Union) has become more peaceful. So on Earth there was an agreement to do science all together (except China). So they founded the UEF (United Earth Force). Off-Topic: I thought about the story: How about the thing, that the Nazi land in France and take it over, the US try the Normandy (like in the Second World War, but the USA fails and getting also their ass kicked. Then its China's turn, it seems like they can handle it they als make it, to get the USA back (that was taken over by the Nazis) but than the REAL Nazi-Forces arrive and all seems lost. But than the Jews (knowing that the Nazi's were on the moon) prepared for their incoming and they defeat them, because the jews build underground bases all over the world and in the end. the people on earth win. they launch some atomic bombs to the moon, to destroy it. but after the moon was destroyed men on earth must take the responsability for this and the climate gets really out of order and in the end humanity must flee to mars, and when their first ship arrived, the communists are already there since 1990 xD Well, have fun :) PS:
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At the end, don't make the anti-Jewish part comedy, but tragedy.
At the end:
Movies with Nazis but without Jews are not that good to do, especially when the Nazis are the main bad character. Then you also could've used some Terrorist, to make it funny, some US Americans (CIA-agents) becoming terrorist, fleeing on the moon, while they were hunted and coming back, with a big spaceship and when they are mostly over 60 years old (there was no woman with them xD).
And in my idea, i want the Jews to be the heroes, because, i think, they had not the chance till today.
The sky is grey, rain is falling.
Running around and killing other people, the Jews try to fight them back. While some of them get captured, others get killed in many horrible ways, like shooting in their arms and legs and opening their stomachs slow, not wounding any vital parts and then slowly taking out their innards.
A horrible way to die.
Franz: "Amily? AMILY? Where did you go? Why did you get off my hand? AMILY!!!"
Franz is crying
SS-Soldiers are coming with Amily (around 6 years old) holding on a soldiers hand
Franz hides himself behind some stones
SS-Soldier1: "We found a little girl!"
Franz sees Amily
SS-Soldier2: "Yeah, I already saw her. Who is she? Is she Aryan?"
SS-Soldier1: "We don't know, but look at her. i don't think she has a right to live."
SS-Soldier2: "I think so, too. Ok, just do the normal procedure."
SS-Soldier1: "Heinemann, Karlson, rip her clothes off and hold her down on the ground. Müller, shoot. Bauer, make the knive ready." (just giving orders)
They try kill here like it is written above the dialog.
Franz jumps up and before they can lay a finger at her.
SS-Soldiers loading the weapons but aren't shooting
Franz: "Wait, wait. She is my little sister."
SS-Soldier2: "Who are you? Call me, Sir? And who the hell gave you, being not Aryan, the right to live, shoot him."
Franz gets shoot and Amily, escaping the procedure, gets also shot.
But there are also other things on earth, since the nazis came back, besides death and cruelty. For example on the north sea in northern europe. The Submarine "SNU schatzjäger" (sdu= Super Nazi U-Bott (super nazi submarine)/ schatzjäger=treasure hunter) on the way to the british east coast broke through the lines of the UEF. unfortunatly the nazi did'nt learned in geography where other countries are situated, except germany, italy and austria. that's why they landed in norway.
SS-Oberuntergruppenführer (SS-upper-under-group-leader) Heinrich Apfel realizes the situation as the first one.
SS-Soldier 1: "Sir, SS-Oberuntergruppenführer Apfel, we are there, we landed in the british islands."
Apfel: "Yeah, yeah, i know. i've seen this landing in my dreams, in the visions of our fuehrer."
the ss-soldiers are cheer up
apfel and some ss-soldiers standing on the submarine
Apfel: "Ok, who get's off first?"
SS-Soldier 2: "Sir, SS-Oberuntergruppenführer Apfel, why don't you go first?"
Apfel: "Are you nuts? What is, if i step on the land and this isle begin to sink. What happens then, when i'm dead while not defeated the brits?"
SS-Soldier 2: "Sir, SS-Oberuntergruppenführer Apfel, why shall this happen."
Apfel: "THERE IS NO MAINLAND." - pause - "Ok, you made me angry, you go first or you'll get executed."
SS-Soldier 2: "Well, if this island really, what never will happen, sinks, then i'll die, too. don't i live longer, if i stay here and get executed at home?!"
Apfel does a step forward, but slips and falls from the submarine.
SS-Soldier 2: "Sir, SS-Oberuntergruppenführer Apfel?"
Apfel: "Y-Y-Yeah?"
SS-Soldier 2: "Does that mean I don't get executed, because you went first on your own."
Apfel screams
Well, it is a bad one. But I hope you undertstand, what i want to say.
If not:
A film, where antisemitism exists, can't be a comedy, but nazi from the moon, well, this can't be a tragedy. So mix both, comedy and tragedy, together. But do not use them at the same time, this isn't possible with such a thing as background.
I hope this short explanation was enough ^^'
That raises an interesting point - how do you deal with the anti-Jewish part of the Nazis ideology in a "comedy"?