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P.M. Bradshaw May 23, 2008 17:04 1 Thumb-up

Future corporations

Hemocorp.
Feeling down? Get a complete blood transfusion while you wait, in under 1 hour!
Our Deluxe Hemo-Flush rids your body of environmental toxins and 97 percent of cholesterol!
Enjoy that triple bacon cheese burger with no guilt! Hemocorp is on its way!
Lunch hour appointments available.
Most major health insurers accepted.
$75 co-pay waived for first time customers!

New-U
Looking older than you'd like?
A wrinkle too many?
Like a firmer buttocks or tighter face?
Not as smart as you want to be?
Tired of the regular Plastic-Surgery-While-You-Wait stores?
It's time you got a whole New-U !

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Mikko Monto July 16, 2008 14:26 Flag

Getting some cold Nicolae Ceau?escu-type shivers from the Hemocorp idea, Ceau?escu allegedly transfused healthy blood for himself from orphans, and did it on a regular basis.

There's some nice Robocop-style sarcasm to your ideas, not bad at all.

Matthew Howard May 24, 2008 18:07 Flag

Haha! I love the idea of Hemocorp - it's just in that sort of direction that things could go - If you have the money you can lead an unhealthy life guilt free! I wonder if there's a dark side to it? (along the lines of Soylent Green etc.)

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