Secret weapon announced: Giant Brain

Massachussets, Pensylvania

The era on human thinking is all over. Human has been able to play the role of God himself and produce a machine that can think!

Not so advanced thinkin though than human thinking, but the baby is born and it is called The Giant Brain. Scientists though call it ENIAC. The name comes from the words Electronic Numerical Integrator And Computer. That brain we now have may perhaps end all the world wars and smaller wars in no time. The first tasks scientists and enginees gave to this machine brain was to calculate the tables of ballistics for the army. It could do it thousand times faster than a man with electomechanical calculator.

The power that our new brain gives us makes our government invincible in any circumstances. By reproducing that machine we can operate all over the world. It is not an easy task to make such electonic brains, but every effort to avoid any future world war is worthwhile in these modern times. Anywhere, where there is capability to get 17,468 vacuum tubes, 7,200 crystal diodes, 1,500 relays, 70,000 resistors, 10,000 capacitors and skilled personnel to do some 5 million hand-soldered joints there is a possibility to create that kind of brain.

Any of our hostile counties may never have the desing documents of this valuable and wonderful machine. It is not easy for anyone to steal the brain itself, because it weighs 30 short tons (27 t), and it is about 8.5 by 3 by 80 feet (2.6 m × 0.9 m × 26 m), took up 680 square feet (63 m2). It demands about 150 kW of power to operate.

It is now obvious that anything is possible in our modern times when there are scientists who can make thinking machines. The machine may perhaps help the scientists and engineers to design new ways to use atom energy in a constructive way, like giving energy for our growing cities and turn the darkness of the night to the brightness of the day. Perhaps the machine brain is teaching us someday -perhaps even during next 50 years - to turn this earth to a paradise and send some colonies to the moon to spread out our american values and world peace.

Because of that brain's massive capability to think it is said, that the people of the world don't need really many of those machines. It is estimated that only 4 of those machines give enough brain power to solve any problems of the human race, including wars, famine, economic crises and penicillinium production against all bad diseases.

The easiness of the scientists and engineers to build that machine though makes us consider, is it possible that nazis had something like that, but evidently they did not, because there are no traces of such macines in the ruins of Germany or post war intelligence has not revealed anything like that Giant Brain of ours, said mr. "X " (anonymous for obvious reasons) when we tried to interview him when we were allowed to see that Giant Brain in action. Scientists programmed it as a pratical joke to give the right results of Ascott horse races. I am convinced that the result is right and after two weeks those scientists are millionaires. That machine looks so impressive and the results seened to be accurate. But let's wait a few days and see what happens.

The happiest thing is that The Era of Wars is now totally over, let me say! How cool is that!

Gerald Wirtanen, science reporter, Truth Today

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ENIAC