Two guards distracted by... something else

1) Where and when: Anywhere that there are two guards on their own.

2) Limitations: The two guards must be near to the door of a storage room.

3) Trigger: The player is near enough to hear what the guards are saying, but not near enough that the guards would see the player.

4) Description: The two guards start chatting, their chat gradually becomes more and more flattering about each other, and (if the player waits long enough) one of the guards tells the other how beautiful they are. The two guards then decide to go hand in hand to the storage room and lock the door behind them. This perhaps should be a kind of easter egg which requires patience by the player, they would have to wait a while before the guards actually start flirting.

5) Notes: If the player waits long enough they can get past the guards simply by waiting for them to go off to the storage room. This scripted event might be a good opportunity for a cameo by Lt. Gruber from Allo Allo, he could be one of the guards, and the other guard could perhaps be a much younger very handsome chap.