Grounding the Stick-

Touching on Stick's 'longest shot ever,'
I wonder if it wouldn't be amusing to spy on Pirk,
taking a new, sexy recruit on a personal tour of the Warp
Drives, only to hike from cavernous engineering room to
more cavernous engineering room, finding an abandoned
solitary engineer in each gigantic space, reporting that everything is performing perfectly...

Perhaps the engineers might stop Perk to show their loyalty and
love of the old slaughtering days by sharing snap/shots of their
war/chest etc. and other souvenirs.

Finally, just when Perk thinks his alone with the new female recruit,
a large propaganda film begins rolling because it is

PIRK'S SURPRISE BIRTHDAY!!!!