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Mad Mike July 18, 2009 17:23 8 Thumb-ups
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Some collected jokes

So first off from the links:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gestapo
Gestapo who?
Ve Vill ask ze Questions!

"A Martini, bitte."
"Dry?"
"Nein, I said TWO!"
(Drei sounds like dry but means three)

Warum wurden die VW-Käfer im dritten Reich ohne Windschutzscheibe ausgeliefert??
Sie wäre eh beim ersten Hitlergruß zu Bruch gegangen!

freely translated:
Why did the first VW beetles have no front window?
It would be broken after the first Hitler-greeting anyways!

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Aurélien Lelaumier August 03, 2009 18:59 Flag

i loled my ass off reading the third one

Mad Mike July 19, 2009 13:28 Flag

maybe some jokes can be subtitled with errata...that would be like looking a movie with two different subtitles: very much reading..X_x

Carl Voluntaryist July 19, 2009 08:51 Flag

lol!

Along that line I remembered this one:

Was für ein Auto fährt der Führer?
Opel KZ, mit Doppelergaser, Hakenkreuzschaltung, und Auspuff nach innen.

What car does the führer drive? Opel KZ (german car mfg, KZ=nazi death camp) double carburator (vergasen=to gas kill) Hakenkreuz=Swastika gearshift, and the exhaust routed to the inside of the vehicle

I know; it's alot funnier in german...

Errata on the second joke: Ein Martini, bitte (1 martini) ZWEI Martini (2 martini)