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Eric Maietta June 02, 2009 01:52 12 Thumb-ups
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Twitter Essay Contest Winner!

Dateline: San Francisco, CA, USA, 2018. After a year of breathless anticipation Twitter has announced the first ever winner of its 'twit of the year' one sentence essay contest. The winner, 15 year old Egbert Whiteknight of Horseheads, NY, wins a $25.00 itunes gift card, an electroplated silver loving cup with his name engraved on it, and a $200.00 scholarship for the college or university of his choice. The subject of this year's contest was 'My dreams for the future'. The winning essay was, 'I'd like to strangle chickens for the Colonel.".

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Yan Pagh August 12, 2009 16:11 Flag

The best!

Lynn Kirkconnell June 14, 2009 08:30 Flag

Hahahahahhahahahahahhahahah

that was so bad it was GREAT!!

Oskar Lönnberg June 03, 2009 06:33 Flag

The real life has it already, but doesn't seem to provide scholarships yet :)

http://www.sixwordstories.net/
http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/14.11/sixwords.html

Richard Caldwell June 03, 2009 03:58 Flag

Your funniest yet!

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