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The Iron Sky -team is looking for your ideas and comments. Join and show your support for Iron Sky.  F.D.A.: Everything causes Cancer in RatsDateline: Washington, D.C., U.S.A. 2018. In a special press confernece a spokesperson for the Food and Drug Administration announced that it has been determined that just about everything causes cancer in rats. After a 20 year study involving over 100,000 rats, it would now seem that, in sufficient concentrations and quantities, almost anything will cause cancer in rats. When asked by a reporter what his agency's position is on all the substances and products that have been banned by the F.D.A. for causing cancer in rats in the past, the spokesperson replied, "Uh, sorry!". |
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Respect – that's absolutley great ;-)
Well... better not to take any risks. :/
I'm pretty sure. But the Onion doesn't archive the little news... If Eric really vouches for it's originality, cool.
Jani, are you sure about it being in the Onion? I can't find any article there that matches this.
(This is important because we're depending on search engines to verify that articles are original.)
Eric - That's taken from The Onion, if i'm not mistaken. Don't post it as your own idea. The Iron Sky team could enter in a world of shite if they get caught with a copyright violation like that.
It's some funny stuff, anyways.
I liked it until the punchline. I think they need an actual explanation, although it needs to be funny.
Everywhere is kitten....uhh....*rat* trouble.......
That's great :) I'm laughing my ass off here.
Dam good one. Too bad it was after the daedline. I can't stop laughing..
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