Russian Military goes Private, Lenin turns Over in his Tomb!

Dateline: Moscow, 2018: In its continuing effort to complete its space fleet and to further the goals of neo-perestroika, the CEO-Marshall Georgy Kissov of the Russian military has announced its upcoming IPO. Now to be known as the Russian Amalgamated Military, Inc., or RAM Inc., the IPO will release 49% of the new corporation's 15,000,000 shares of common stock for sale at a starting price of 12.00 Euros. Annalysts on Wall Street are very excited about this new offering and insiders are reportedly lining up to snap up blocks of the RAM Inc. stock.

In related news, the body of Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov, a.k.a. Lenin, was discoveded to have turned over in his tomb immediately after the press conference announcing RAM Inc.'s IPO. Despite repeated phone calls and emails, spokespersons for Lenin's tomb were unavailable for comment at press time.

Reports of laughter eminating from the grave of former Russian Prime Minister Alexander Kerensky in Putney Vale Cemetary, London, England at the same time remain unconfirmed.