CUNT meet to discuss economic crisis

The build-up to next week's meeting of the Conglomerate of United Nations Trustees in Kyoto has been intense as always. This year's meeting is once again to discuss the economic crisis. Protests still continue worldwide, with political activists claiming that CUNT have done nothing since downturns pointing to the beginning of an economic crisis became apparent in 2014. CUNT president Yuri Ono was visibly distressed when asked about these protests, clearly offended by such protest signs as 'Fucking CUNT'.
"These people clearly have no reasoning behind these protests and are merely stirring up trouble since they do not find our organisation legitimate." Ono said.
"Our CUNT is quite large and we require many people to fill it. I am sure once this meeting is finished, things will come quite pleasurably."