Our heroine, Bazooka Bon Bon, is a parody of Japanese animation, Paris Hilton and Hollywood movies. She is truly "America's Greatest Export".
The series starts when Bazooka Bon Bon (who collects Japanese "kawaii") is hired as a bodyguard to visit different countries and protect famous people from terrorists.
Our theme song will introduce each episode and follow our heroine as she steps off the plane and arrives in a new country for each webisode. She passes through customs carrying and declaring her "sticker collection".
Most customs officials never seem to look that closely at the cylindrical object that the stickers are attached to. They usually detain her and try to speak with her in their language, but our heroine only speaks and understands "American".
She meets the famous person she is hired to "protect" and promises to do her best. Events happen and eventually her bazooka is accidentally discharged and national landmarks and famous treasures are accidentally blown up and destroyed in every country she visits.
For no good reason, the local population becomes angry at all Americans and at the end of each episode Bazooka Bon Bon blows kisses to the angry people at the airport as she boards another plane leaving for another country to protect another celebrity...
Character created and illustrated by Rusty Haller; Story by Stanley Lozowski and Scott Wolpow; Theme Song Music and Lyrics by Donna Lizzio ("GO BOOM BOOM, HOORAY"). We hope to have this song recorded next month.